space oddity by david bowie

sometimes i like to think about the fact that i am the only person in the entire world who is located in the physical position i'm currently in, and give 'status reports' to a [tv news broadcast / radio show / etc.] in my head. like, 'all is well from two feet behind the door in the hallway. no other people around to report on. air temperature is slightly cool. humidity low. a vague smell of popcorn is coming from the other side of the door, will investigate and report back soon.'